Isham vs Chavs

Can't believe it's me starting up this thread!!!!

You're all going home in an Isham AMBULANCE!!!!!!!!

That is unlikely, the only three scenarios where that can happen are:

1) You bowl one of your beamers at each of us, and by some freak of nature if doesnt get whacked for six,and somehow hits each batsman in the face.

2) You get a duck, drop a dozen catches, and bowl like a girl. (bit like an average Wednesday), and we all drink too much while we are laughing at you, and we pass out through laughter/alcohol abuse.

3) Tony runs a quick single and needs oxygen! (sorry skip,i just had to!)

are your isham ambulances still pulled by horses?

Sundays football at Broughton called off last night, and I believe games at the Glebe are off.

Doesnt bode well